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Porn without Sex: Hilarious Images from the Opening Scenes of Adult Movies

Pornography films are notorious for their predictable opening scenes, composed of a few awkward and cheesy moments that establish a backstory for a naughty encounter. Setting the stage for on-screen sex, these absurd performances go largely forgotten, but what would they look like pulled from their salacious context?

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sparacchiato qui il 27 August 2014
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"Be a dad. Don’t be ‘Mom’s assistant.’ That’s depressing, just waiting for her to write you a list, walk around a store staring at it, calling her from the cereal aisle to make sure you got the right thing. Be a man. Make your own list. Fathers have skills that they never use at home. You run a landscaping business and you can’t dress and feed a 4-year-old? Take it on. Spend time with your kids and have your own ideas about what they need. It won’t take away your manhood; it will give it to you. I did that. I spent more time with my kids. And I found out that I’m a pretty bad father. I make a lot of mistakes and I don’t know what I’m doing. But my kids love me. Go figure." —Louis C.K., comedian

Be a man.

Spend time with your kids. It won’t take away your manhood; it will give it to you.

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Who remembers this? #Quake v.091! (Sequal to #DOOM! ) It was install #floppydisk 1 of 7 -_- Wowzers! Couldn’t wait till #TBT

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sparacchiato qui il 26 August 2014
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(Source: best-of-memes, via kaw)

sparacchiato qui il 25 August 2014
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'Back to the Future' Makeup Aging vs. Reality [tiwuno]

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si riferisce a un’edizione che circola già da qualche tempo, e vedendo questo post di Bidonica m’ha stuzzicato fantasia di provare a immaginare le illustrazioni contenute all’interno

sparacchiato qui il 30 July 2014